UPDATE: A winner has been chosen! Congrats to Paradox Hazard, you’ve won a Pecan Pie with the following submission:
For Deadlands: Reloaded
Professor Paddington’s Perfectly Preserved Pecan Pie! (Patent Pending).
Prof. Paddington’s pies appear and taste like any other pie save for a small smokey after taste. The secret of the preservation process that keeps the pies fresh no mater were they are transported is the Ghostrock used during the baking process.
Anyone who eats even a portion of the pie must make a Spirit roll to avoid addiction to the confection. Each time the check is failed the victim feels compelled to seek out another pie. The difficulty increases with each check by a factor of two. (-2 for the second pie, -4 for the third, etc).
The pies themselves can be found throughout the weird west in general stores and at trading posts and retail for around five dollars.
You have 24 hours to stat a Pecan Pie in the game system of your choice. The winner will get 1 Old-Fashion Pecan Pie from Priester’s Pecans: http://bit.ly/cSfEOh
We’ll pick a winner at random on Tuesday April 6th at 5pm EST. Email your submissions to dan@obsidianportal.com, and we’ll put the winner (along with our favorite submissions) up here on the blog first thing Wednesday morning!
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Done! Everyone else should not even bother submitting for I shall win with my epic 4e D&D magical pie submission!
Done! Everyone else should not even bother submitting for I shall win with my epic 4e D&D magical pie submission!
Do not be bullied by criminal threats! Send in your submission and pecany deliciousness can be yours!
Do not be bullied by criminal threats! Send in your submission and pecany deliciousness can be yours!
You shall probably not win for the winner has been stated to be randomly picked.
Since I also submitted, with only the two of us, your chances are already as low as 50%.
You shall probably not win for the winner has been stated to be randomly picked.
Since I also submitted, with only the two of us, your chances are already as low as 50%.
I too, shall be statting this pie. So now you each have a 33% chance, while I have a 34% chance of winning. Muhahahaha!
I too, shall be statting this pie. So now you each have a 33% chance, while I have a 34% chance of winning. Muhahahaha!
FOOL! WE all only have a 33. 3 ad infinitum% chance.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!??!?!?
FOOL! WE all only have a 33. 3 ad infinitum% chance.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!??!?!?
Yeah. Now I remember why I don’t do these contests. I just spent five hours trying to figure out the best skills for a pie. But it is submitted.
Yeah. Now I remember why I don’t do these contests. I just spent five hours trying to figure out the best skills for a pie. But it is submitted.
A pie is an object.
Hence, I stated it as an object.
An amazing wonderful object that might just put arses in seats. *wink*
P.S. SPELL CHECK IS TRYING TO MAKE ME CUSS!
A pie is an object.
Hence, I stated it as an object.
An amazing wonderful object that might just put arses in seats. *wink*
P.S. SPELL CHECK IS TRYING TO MAKE ME CUSS!
A pie is an object.
Hence, I stated it as an object.
An amazing wonderful object that might just put arses in seats. *wink*
Oh, and I honestly did it in about 5-10 minutes….
P.S. SPELL CHECK IS TRYING TO MAKE ME CUSS!
A pie is an object.
Hence, I stated it as an object.
An amazing wonderful object that might just put arses in seats. *wink*
Oh, and I honestly did it in about 5-10 minutes….
P.S. SPELL CHECK IS TRYING TO MAKE ME CUSS!
PECAN PIE
F: Shift 0 (0)
A: Shift 0 (0)
S: Shift 0 (0)
E: Feeble (2)
R: Shift 0 (0)
I: Shift 0 (0)
P: Shift 0 (0)
He: 2
Karma: 0
Popularity: 90
TALENTS
Yummy: +1 Column Shift on Popularity FEATS.
POWERS
Deliciousness (Incredible 40): Pecan Pies may make a power FEAT roll in order to entice nearby PCs and NPCs into eating it. Green results in them moving one area towards the pie, yellow means two areas, red means three areas. If a PC or NPC already occupies the same area as the pie, then they eat it.
Nutty Armour (Feeble 2): Pecan pies can be nutty, offering some protection against being eaten.
(I doubt they ship to the UK, so consider this a non-entry, entry, hence not e-mailing it
)
PECAN PIE
F: Shift 0 (0)
A: Shift 0 (0)
S: Shift 0 (0)
E: Feeble (2)
R: Shift 0 (0)
I: Shift 0 (0)
P: Shift 0 (0)
He: 2
Karma: 0
Popularity: 90
TALENTS
Yummy: +1 Column Shift on Popularity FEATS.
POWERS
Deliciousness (Incredible 40): Pecan Pies may make a power FEAT roll in order to entice nearby PCs and NPCs into eating it. Green results in them moving one area towards the pie, yellow means two areas, red means three areas. If a PC or NPC already occupies the same area as the pie, then they eat it.
Nutty Armour (Feeble 2): Pecan pies can be nutty, offering some protection against being eaten.
(I doubt they ship to the UK, so consider this a non-entry, entry, hence not e-mailing it
)
Count me in – Bon Appetite.
Count me in – Bon Appetite.
Just submitted my entry; the Pie Golem. I have further lowered the chances of winning! Mwahaha.
Just submitted my entry; the Pie Golem. I have further lowered the chances of winning! Mwahaha.
Hurray! Deadlands Pie o’ weirdness comes ahead! I intended there to be a third bit, by I left it out.
“When the Pie’s victims finally expire from overeating they won’t be cured of their hunger pangs. They rise again 1D20 hours later, bloated with their last meal, hungry for more of the delicious pie. (Use “The Walkin’ Dead” stat line but add the “Bloated” Drawback.) Perhaps I’ll use it this weekend in our campaign.
Hurray! Deadlands Pie o’ weirdness comes ahead! I intended there to be a third bit, by I left it out.
“When the Pie’s victims finally expire from overeating they won’t be cured of their hunger pangs. They rise again 1D20 hours later, bloated with their last meal, hungry for more of the delicious pie. (Use “The Walkin’ Dead” stat line but add the “Bloated” Drawback.) Perhaps I’ll use it this weekend in our campaign.
I think you should post the rest of the entries too, unless there were like 30. I am interested in what the others were.
I think you should post the rest of the entries too, unless there were like 30. I am interested in what the others were.
Shoot. I meant to do that today. I will do so tomorrow
Shoot. I meant to do that today. I will do so tomorrow