What in the hell is going on here? Are those things dice? Evil cuboids? Primitive Modrons? Who is this guy, why is he in the cauldron? Where is this happening? All things to think about when submitting your captions to us!
You all know the drill! As always, the winner will have their comedic genius recognized both here, and at d20Monkey.com, gain 3 months of Ascendant time and Obsidian Portal schwag! Contest ends midnight (CST) on April 30th, so get going! Remember one caption per comment, and leave as many as you like. May the funniest gamer win!
Congrats to our winner, Ronin_Randy! With: “In the years since they were wrested from the Monopoly box and added to the dice bag, the six-siders had gone feral, thinking only of survival and vengeance.”