More pies of the world

Ok so I might have missed one or two or six(!!!) of the entries in my last post. These are all good, and I’m going to give each one of them 1st place in their own competitions.

Rank: 1st place

Category: Swim Suit Competition

Submitted by: Owen “Dan keeps screwin’ me over” Stephens

Original Entry:

Bake Pecan Pie

Difficulty: 2

Time: 50-60 minutes until center is set

Duration: Until eaten, or 2-6 days

Strain 1 (2 if you have to wait to eat it)

Description: This ritual create a pecan pie, and requires basic cooking equipment and an oven preheated to 415 F.  You must bake pie shell 5-6 minutes, or until crust begins to brown around the edges. Reduce oven heat to 270 F. In top of a double boiler, melt 7T butter.  Remove from heat and whisk in ¾ cu brown sugar and ¼ cu sugar, and 1/4t salt. Stir until mixture is smooth. One at a time, add in 3 beaten eggs. Stir in ½ cu light corn syrup. Stir in ¼ cu dark corn syrup.  Stir in 1 ¼ t vanilla. To make sure its perfectly smooth, strain the pecan pie mixture. Return mixture to heat. Cook, stirring constantly until mixture is hot and shiny. Remove from heat. Stir in2 ¼ cu chopped pecans (already toasted and cooled). Pour pecan mixture into warm piecrust.

After the ritual is complete, you must transfer the pie to a wire rack and let cool completely, at least 4 hours. 

 Pecan Pie for Witch Hunter: The Invisible World

 Rank: 1st place

Category: World Peace

Submitted by: Owen “Seriously, this one time Dan spelled my name Owne” Stephens

Original Entry:

Edge: Have Pecan Pie: 1 pt. 

Pecan Pie for Savage Worlds

Rank: 1st place

Category: Biggest Pumpkin at the Fair

Submitted by: Owen “Dan missed four of my entries” Stephens

Original Entry:

Pie, Pecan

A sweet, almost nutty smell wafts from this dark ochre disk.

Pecan Pie  CR 1/64

XP 3.14159265

N Tiny bakery good

Init -5; Senses toothsense


AC 7, touch 7, flat-footed 7 (-5 Dex, +2 size)

hp 1 (1d2 -5, minimum 1)

Fort +2, Ref -5, Will -5

Immune cold (ice cream only)

Vulnerabilities holidays, teeth


Speed 0 ft.

Melee 1 burn (1d2-4 heat damage, +3 within 15 minutes of being removed from oven)

Space 0 ft.; Reach 0 ft.

Spell-Like Abilities (CL 4th)

At will—charm person (orcs only)


Str 0, Dex 0, Con 10, Int 0, Wis 0, Cha 18

Base Atk +0; CMB -5; CMD 0

Feats Flaky, Greater Fattening, Tasty

Skills Smell Good +5, Use magic Device +4

Languages Foodie


Environment loving hearths and kitchens, restaurants

Organization solitary or by the slice

Treasure x2 confection

Though short on tactics, pecan pies have defeated hordes of New Years’ eve resolutions and diet plans. They are often kept as treasure by orcs.

Pecan Pie for Pathfinder RPG

Rank: 1st place

Category: 4th Grade Science Fair

Submitted by: Owen “Why would Dan do that?” Stephens

Original Entry:

Pecan Pie: 1 pt.

Life Support vs. Hunger (5 pts). (Obvious Accessible Focus -1)(1 charge -2)(Gestures: eat the pie -1/2)(Activation Roll 14 or less: might still be hungry -1/2) 

Pecan Pie for Champions

Rank: 1st place

Category: Best in Show

Submitted by: David “Dan forgot me too” Kammerzelt

Original Entry:

Pecantolor  Level 34 Solo Controller

Gargantuan natural animate (Southern) XP 195,000

Initiative +18  Senses Perception +28, blindsight 50

Irresistable Aroma aura 15; an enemy that starts its turn in the aura is pulled 6 squares

HP 1,350*; Bloodied 675

AC 54; Fortitude 48, Reflex 37, Will 46

Saving Throws +4

Speed 6

Action Points

(Basic Attack) Molten Sugar-Butter Pseudopod Lash + Fire (standard, at-will)

Reach 7: +41 vs AC; 3d8+10 damage +10 fire

Sugar Rush (minor, at-will)

Close blast 5; +37 vs. Fortitude; 2d8 +10 damage and ongoing 15 damage (save ends).  Until the target saves, all its movement speeds are increased by 1 and it may take one extra minor action per round.

Sugar Crash (minor, at-will)

Close blast 5; +37 vs. Reflex; 2d12 damage.  The target is slowed (save ends).  If the target is under the effect of the Sugar Rush, all other Sugar Rush effects end and the target is stunned as well as slowed (save ends both).  Aftereffect: the target is dazed for one round.

Diabolical Diabeetus (standard, recharge 6)

Close blast 10; +37 vs. Fortitude; 4d10+6 damage, and the target gains vulnerability 10 to all of Pecantolor’s attacks (save ends).

Invoke Nut Allergy (free, 1/round when an enemy outside of 10 squares attacks Pecantolor)

Ranged 50; +37 vs. Fortitude; targets the triggering creature; the target is marked (save ends)

Anaphylactic Shock (free, 1/round when a marked creature attacks Pecantolor)

Ranged 50; +37 vs. Fortitude; targets the triggering creature; the target is paralyzed and takes ongoing 20 damage (save ends both).

Overflow the Crust + Fire (standard; recharge 5-6)

Close burst 10; 3d8+10 damage + 10 fire

Overwhelming Guilt At Failing One’s Diet (free, when an enemy within 10 squares attacks Pecantolor, at-will)

Ranged 10; targets the triggering creature; +39 vs Will; the target is slowed and takes a -2 penalty on all attacks (save ends both). 

Alignment Evil  Languages Southern

Skills Diplomacy +36, Religion +24, Insight +28, History +27, Endurance +36

Str 41 (+32)  Dex 2 (+18)  Wis 22 (+23)

Con 39 (+31)  Int 24 (+24)  Cha 36 (+30)

Rank: 1st place

Category: Best Technical Direction

Submitted by: Robbie “Let’s hope Dan doesn’t forget me again” Ann Cunningham

Original Entry:

 Low Life Pecan Pie Stats

Name:Priester’s Pecan Power-Pusher

Race: Cremefillian

Rank: Seasoned

Description: A cremefillian punk, this HUGE round pecan pie has a lightly toasted crust and is filled with large meaty pecans. Priester’s Pecan Power-Pusher also has the special ability to use the natural nutty syrupy goodness of its filling as ammunition.


Agility: d8 Fighting: d10

Smarts: d4 Guts: d6

Spirit: d6 Intimidation: d8

Strength: d10 Notice: d6

Vigor: d8 Shooting: d8

Survival: d4

Taunt: d6

Pace: 6” Throwing: d4

Parry: 6 +1 (armor)

Toughness: 6

Charisma: 0


Foul Taste: The toxins and pollutants absorbed by the spongy flesh of cremefillians makes them particularly unpalatable. A creature that bites a cremefillian must make a Vigor roll to avoid being Shaken. A penalty equal to the number of wounds inflicted by the bite is applied to this roll.

Tweenking: For some reason, perhaps due to their strange body structure, cremefillians are able to carry a great deal more gear and supplies than their strength would suggest. They can carry an additional three times their strength in yorts without penalty. Additionally tweenks ignore minimum strength requirements for all hand weapons.

Spongy Flesh: Cremefillians have 1 point of natural armor due to their spongy or dense, crusty flesh. This feature also makes them immune to all natural poisons, toxins, and radioactive emissions.

Really Big Guy: Due to your large size, you begin play with a d6 Strength instead of a d4. On the downside, creatures smaller than you gain +2 to attack rolls against you. You are considered to be Large.

Pimp Slap: You are a bully who likes to pick on people smaller than you. You gain a +2 bonus to fighting Medium creatures (this effectively negates the -2 penalty for attacking them). You also get +1 attack bonus when fighting females, even if you are a female. I’m telling your mother.


Illiterate: You cannot read or write.

Innumerate: You have absolutely no concept of numbers. You can’t count or do math of any kind. Your brain just isn’t wired that way. Sorry…

Randy: Your character is randy. That is to say, his belt is buckled a little looser than the rest. Whatever the case, you have a hard time keeping yourself from making inapropriate or even vulgar comments about women whenever the opportunity presents itself (e.g. a woman with the (Very) Attractive Edge is sitting across the bar, or a scantily dressed prostitute is asking him if you want a good time). It is almost impossible for you not to make annoying comments and vulgar gestures.


Caterpillar poo rope: Can be used for climbing, tying things together, lassoing your enemies, hanging bad guys, tripping people, and a whole host of other fun and exciting activities.

Poo Flinger: (Strength +1), 1d8 (non-lethal), multiple uses (melee & missile), Range 6/12/24. Basically just a big ass wooden spoon, this thing can hurl poo and other foulness (the stench and ickyness incapacitates targets) (or in your case nutty syrupy filling (1d8+1) for the same incapacitating effect) and can double as a weak club.

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